oh god the new 17th's tunnels are going to be ruined!!!!!

I have just come to the realization that the flooding is far more unfortunate than I had previously realized.

Damn it.

Am v. frustrated with most everything here, particularly the toucans and the New 17th. Trying to stop them from waging war is a perpetual task, and has taken up a good deal of my time lately. I suspect there would be no problems were it not for the squirrels' loyalty to me; alas, there is nothing to be done about that. I am not compromising the ( Read more... )

Another day, another dozen zombies killed! And that was only before noon ( Read more... )

The squirrels of the New 17th Unit are suitably loyal. I'm so proud of my minions posse. :D I like disposable cameras, too.

After yesterday, I don't think I shall ever want for money again.

... After many incidents involving graffiti and sneak-attacks, I think I've finally gotten my zombie-squirrel minions to obey orders as proper minions should ( Read more... )

Most of the zombies seem not to like the smell of sink cleaner much, though I somehow doubt that'll help the rest of you lot much. Pretty sure the squirrels have managed to graffiti my armor (again) anyhow; am wondering just where they got spray paint, and how such tiny dead things manage to carry it in the first place ( Read more... )

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Will trade protective services to anyone willing to part with large quantities some sort of industrial cleaner and/or Windex?

I mean, if I could I'd try to protect all the humans here, but the zombies! just! don't! stop! ... The organic splatter that results when you shoot them still grosses me out ( Read more... )

Well, at least I'm going to be learning a lot more about human behavior here! It should be interesting to see how they react to constant terror, I guess.

Yeah, interesting. That's it. ReallyThis camp isn't what I expected at all. Am beginning to think the lake, even with its alligators/crocodiles(?) may be a good break from the zombie issue. ( Read more... )